I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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