Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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