so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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