it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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