your thong is hanging out like whoa
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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