It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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