No awkward lesbian experiences without me
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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