Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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