So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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