Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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