we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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