I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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