The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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