My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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