we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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