In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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