That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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