We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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