C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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