ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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