This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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