I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Green mimosas i think yes
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
