her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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