Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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