In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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