I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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