i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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