if you like me you must not know who I am
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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