dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i already hear my dad disowning me
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize