I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She's the barista slut.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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