I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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