addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Farmville is her only friend.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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