There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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