We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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