so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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