We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
All the doctor said was why
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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