My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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