That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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