Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Watching her eat just hurts me
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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