Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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