honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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