I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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