Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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