glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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