i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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