Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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