Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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