Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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