Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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