just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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