i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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