super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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