i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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