have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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