Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You dont lie about slip and slides
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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