My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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