Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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