we have pet lesbian snakes
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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